Post by Mystery Night on Feb 11, 2006 15:41:37 GMT -5
This is a parody of castaway. And I didn't write this, one of my friend's wrote this and told me I could use it.
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Once upon a time there was a girl named Rachel who was very stupid. Her friends were constantly making fun of her and one day she got so fed up that she decided to go to the Bahamas for spring break without them.
Flight 702 left New York at 8:00 am in the morning. Rachel boarded the flight slightly nervously since there was barely anyone else on the plane. She got her seat in the back and sat quietly twiddling her thumbs. Rachel was quite afraid of heights and being on this plane wasn't her idea of fun.
3 hours into the flight, the plane started making quick jumps and turns. The pilot made an announcement about having bad turbulence, but Rachel saw the flight attendents muttering nervously.
10 minutes later, the plane was really jerking around. Rachel had her eyes closed and was trying to ignore everything when a huge lurch foward sent her flying out of her seat. She hadn't been wearing her seatbelt and flew into the window...
When she woke up she expected to find herself on the plane but instead felt hot sand sticking to her face. She opened her eyes and screamed, "HOLY GUACOMOLE, I'M STUCK ON A FLIPPIN' ISLAND!"
For the next few weeks, Rachel had to deal with island life. Her first big challenge was making a fire. At first she tried using her glasses to reflect the sunlight, but she gave up on that quickly. Then she tried to rub two rocks together. That didn't work out either since she realized that one of her rocks was in fact a turtle. Luckily, she found a pack of matches in the plane's ruins and used that.
She also found a soccer ball in the plane's ruins. This was a big find for Rachel since she loved soccer. She named the soccer ball, Wilson, and from then on she and Wilson were never apart. They always had great conversations:
"Good morning, Wilson. How are you today?" asked Rachel as soon as she woke up.
Wilson didn't say anything.
"I'm sick of coconuts right now. What about you?" asked Rachel.
Wilson didn't say anything.
"I'm glad we had this chance to catch up," said Rachel and she hurried off to do her morning work.
One day on the island, Rachel saw a plane fly by. It didn't see her though, since she didn't have a big enough fire. That's why Rachel decided to make a HELP sign in the sand. She found all the big rocks she could and arranged them on the ground to spell HELP. When she was done, Rachel was very pleased with her work. She didn't realize though, that she spelled the whole thing backwards.
After two weeks on the island, Rachel decided to explore. She and Wilson set out and walked along the beach for 2 days. On the third day she noticed a house in the distance. She ran towards it screaming, "HELP! HELP! WILSON AND I HAVE BEEN STUCK ON AN ISLAND!"
When she reached the hut, she met a man named Billy. Rachel told Billy her story and when she was finished, he stared at her disbelievingly.
"There's a city right over there," he said pointing east.
Rachel looked and saw the outline of many towers and buildings in the distance. "But...but... it was just Wilson and me... We were all alone..."
Billy shook his head.
The truth was Rachel had been on a populated island all along. It had been her stupidity that prevented her from realizing it.
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So any reviews?
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Once upon a time there was a girl named Rachel who was very stupid. Her friends were constantly making fun of her and one day she got so fed up that she decided to go to the Bahamas for spring break without them.
Flight 702 left New York at 8:00 am in the morning. Rachel boarded the flight slightly nervously since there was barely anyone else on the plane. She got her seat in the back and sat quietly twiddling her thumbs. Rachel was quite afraid of heights and being on this plane wasn't her idea of fun.
3 hours into the flight, the plane started making quick jumps and turns. The pilot made an announcement about having bad turbulence, but Rachel saw the flight attendents muttering nervously.
10 minutes later, the plane was really jerking around. Rachel had her eyes closed and was trying to ignore everything when a huge lurch foward sent her flying out of her seat. She hadn't been wearing her seatbelt and flew into the window...
When she woke up she expected to find herself on the plane but instead felt hot sand sticking to her face. She opened her eyes and screamed, "HOLY GUACOMOLE, I'M STUCK ON A FLIPPIN' ISLAND!"
For the next few weeks, Rachel had to deal with island life. Her first big challenge was making a fire. At first she tried using her glasses to reflect the sunlight, but she gave up on that quickly. Then she tried to rub two rocks together. That didn't work out either since she realized that one of her rocks was in fact a turtle. Luckily, she found a pack of matches in the plane's ruins and used that.
She also found a soccer ball in the plane's ruins. This was a big find for Rachel since she loved soccer. She named the soccer ball, Wilson, and from then on she and Wilson were never apart. They always had great conversations:
"Good morning, Wilson. How are you today?" asked Rachel as soon as she woke up.
Wilson didn't say anything.
"I'm sick of coconuts right now. What about you?" asked Rachel.
Wilson didn't say anything.
"I'm glad we had this chance to catch up," said Rachel and she hurried off to do her morning work.
One day on the island, Rachel saw a plane fly by. It didn't see her though, since she didn't have a big enough fire. That's why Rachel decided to make a HELP sign in the sand. She found all the big rocks she could and arranged them on the ground to spell HELP. When she was done, Rachel was very pleased with her work. She didn't realize though, that she spelled the whole thing backwards.
After two weeks on the island, Rachel decided to explore. She and Wilson set out and walked along the beach for 2 days. On the third day she noticed a house in the distance. She ran towards it screaming, "HELP! HELP! WILSON AND I HAVE BEEN STUCK ON AN ISLAND!"
When she reached the hut, she met a man named Billy. Rachel told Billy her story and when she was finished, he stared at her disbelievingly.
"There's a city right over there," he said pointing east.
Rachel looked and saw the outline of many towers and buildings in the distance. "But...but... it was just Wilson and me... We were all alone..."
Billy shook his head.
The truth was Rachel had been on a populated island all along. It had been her stupidity that prevented her from realizing it.
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So any reviews?